THE BAND!!
Joe tells us that "Newman" should be spelled "Neumann" with 2 nns and stuff like that. 
One of Joe's most obvious strengths in the band is hair. He's a really good musician too. Like that matters.
Brian does not put a vowel toward the end of his last name. Turns out this is very trendy, I think we'll see a lot more people doing that in 2013.
Tierney is an Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Tiarnaigh. Tinker can be loosely translated to gypsy. Borat hates gypsies.
Tinker doesn't really care what Borat thinks.

Coincidence?  I think not.
Kimmy is known for her lectures on the not so subtle differences between a violin and fiddle. As it turns out, the difference is largely based on the drink in your hand.

Chardonnay? It's probably a violin.

Swamp juice in a jar? Pro'lly a fiddle.
Joe Neumann
Bass, Vocals
Brian Bruendl 
Drums, Vocals,
Banjo,  Mandolin
Tinker Tierney
Guitar, Vocals, Bouzouki, Harmonica, Whistle
Kimmy Unger
Fiddle, Vocals